31 Nights of Halloween - Night 10: Requiem for a Pirate Ship

If you're anything like me, and God help you if you are, then you like nothing better than early-1930s Popeye. Everyone's favorite Old Salt mutters and grumbles his way onto a haunted ship stumbled upon by he, his perennial on-again-off-again-why-does-he-even-bother-with-her girlfriend Olive Oyl, and his best pal - and vile excuse for a human being - Wimpy. Obviously canned spinach will be involved.